Archive for January, 2009

If You Seek Amy Winehouse or Mamie

I made a few joke Twitter comments about the controversial Britney Spears song “If You Seek Amy” which is said to have a double meaning.  My Tweets:

@scottsands @PaulPoteet Hit song in British crack houses & rehab centers: “If You Seek Amy Winehouse”. Bring a fifth and a hypo.

And combining popular culture with an obscure reference to a former president and first lady…

 @scottsands @PaulPoteet Hit song from 1950′s by Dwight D. Eisenhower: “If You Seek Mamie”. Video was a little scary. 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ugly Smart Zebra Luggage

Your flight is over.  You’ve arrived at your destination. You schlep down the jetway and head toward baggage claim.  Now you not only have to worry about whether the airline lost your luggage…but you also have to pick out your bags mixed in with all the other bags from the flight.  Seems that everyone has bag just like yours:  Medium sized rolling black nylon.

I have one of those plain black bags.  More than once I’ve seen people grab my bag off the carrousel thinking it was theirs.  I put a neon orange address tag on it so I can tell it from the others.  

Today at the TJ Maxx store I saw this Zebra Suitcase.  Ugly as hell…but a really smart idea if you want to make sure your bag definitely stands out from the others. Nobody’s going to pick it up by mistake.  It’s unique and it looks like your headed off to safari in Africa.

 

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Monday Morning Redundant Procrastination


Should have done something this morning but didn’t.  I’ll do it tomorrow.  Reminded me of what I call the procrastinator’s code: “Don’t do today what you can put off until tomorrow.”

Another favorite saying comes from my background in TV and the Web.  It’s important to have backup systems and procedures in both professions.  You build in redundancy.  When I explain how important having a good backup system I say that it’s all part of: “The Department of Redundancy Department”.

Guess you could say I’m a redundant procrastinator.

 

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Rick Wagoner & The Ugly Aztek

 

General Motors Chairman and CEO Rick Wagoner has been in the news a lot lately.  I actually met Rick back in 2005 as part of a lavish four day GM event when I was working for a GM affiliate .  GM paid the airfare, put me up at the Ritz Carlton and I was wined and dined like I had never experienced before or since. The good old days when GM had no worries, all the money in the world and was willing to spend it.  I met Rick at a catered dinner at the GM Heritage Center.  The Heritage Center was car heaven with a great collection of classic GM cars.  One car I don’t remember seeing there was the most ugly car ever designed…the Pontiac Aztek.  I came across this article in Business Week that tells of GM’s plan to sell some of the Heritage cars

Whenever I read about GM’s financial troubles I remember the money they spent on that event, plus the butt ugly Aztek and I’m not really surprise of their troubles.  Here’s what Business Week had to say about the Aztek…

If you are into “notorious” cars, this might be the pick of the auction. The Aztek is synonymous now with bad design. The way some people say the “Cadillac of…” or “the Lexus of…” Now, people in the auto industry might say a bad design was “Honda’s Aztek.” GM rarely parts with “first-off-the-line” cars, but they made an exception here. This car was so badly received by the press that GM, to this day, won’t say which designer’s pen was responsible. The guy is in some kind of witness-protection program. The car had such a small and loyal following, though, that GM thinks that some of the Aztek nuts might come out of the woodwork and bid the price up.

 

 

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Years and Hairs Gone By

“Back when I was much younger and had a lot more hair”. That’s how I usually describe the picture of me above. It’s the picture I’ve used at the top of the various incarnations of my blog since 2001. The story of the picture starts in 1974. I was the photographer of my high school yearbook. The student photos came back from the photographer and I found this extra photo of myself. I took it and put it in my wallet. As the years went by I transfered it from wallet to wallet. It’s in my wallet now…35 years later reminding me of years and hairs lost.

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The Creek Shall Remain Nameless

Speeding along westbound I-70 at 75 plus miles an hour on my way home to Indianapolis last night I caught a glimpse of this sign.  I didn’t have a camera, but luckily I was able to find it on Flickr. Of all of the named rivers, streams and creeks in the world it just struck me as unusual that there would be a creek that shall remain nameless.

 

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