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Jon Stewart Rips Apple Over Lost iPhone
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News on April 29th, 2010
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7-Eleven Now Sells Fine Wine
Posted by Steve Kremer in Food & Wine, Strange True News on November 4th, 2009
The 7-Eleven convenience store chain now sells it’s own brand of wine. Here’s a link to the official press release. Not covered in the press release is whether you are supposed to have the Cabernet Sauvignon or the Chardonnay with Nachos and a Corn Dog. Plus, are they going to do wine Slurpees? The name of the wine is “Yosemite Road”. Hmm, I’ve seen a few guys who look like Yosemite Sam drinking wine in a paper sack at a convenience store. Maybe that’s their target consumer.
Christopher Walken Dramatic Reading Lady Gaga Poker Face
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News on November 3rd, 2009
Christopher Walken does a dramatic reading of Lady Gaga’s Poker Face
Found Dog Is A Mutt Not An “Other”
Posted by Steve Kremer in ** Funny Pics **, Strange True News on October 29th, 2009
Happen to notice this flier in the entryway to my local grocery store. The person who found the dog calls it like it is. The dog is not an “Other” it’s a Mutt.
True Ghost Stories
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News on October 20th, 2009
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Do you think ghosts only haunt old houses? This young couple moves into an apartment and find it’s haunted. Very similar to the movie Paranormal Activity….but this is a true story:
A group of young men move into an old general store and find out their not alone. Another true ghost story.
Glow In The Dark Mushrooms On Your Pizza
Posted by Steve Kremer in Food & Wine, Strange True News on October 8th, 2009
Glowing nonstop in the Brazilian rain forest, the newfound mushroom Mycena luxaeterna (pictured both in daylight, top, and in the dark) is indeed a source of eternal light, as its Latin name–inspired by verses from Mozart’s “Requiem”–implies.
It won’t be long before we see a Papa John’s or Donnatos TV commercial. “Glow in the Dark mushrooms now on your pizza!” Here’s the story from National Geographic
Did Conan know about Letterman…
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News, Twitter Posts on October 2nd, 2009
Did Conan know about Letterman? Did Letterman grease the floor in Conan’s studio? Hey, I’m just asking…
David Letterman extortion confession joke
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News on October 2nd, 2009
David Letterman extortion confession. Caught with his Worldwide Pants down.
Very Funny eBay Listing For Leather Pants
Posted by Steve Kremer in Assorted Nuts, Strange True News on September 27th, 2009
I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:
I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car.
Click here for the full eBay listing. Be sure to scroll down to read the Questions & Answers
Single Ladies Dancing Baby Video
Posted by Steve Kremer in ** Funny Pics **, Movies & TV, Strange True News on September 25th, 2009
From MSNBC:
New Zealand toddler Cory Elliott was so moved by the infectious grooves of Beyonce’s megahit “Single Ladies,” he couldn’t contain himself. And like any doting parent is liable to do, Cory’s dad, Chester Elliott, captured the moment on video.
Here’s the full story from MSNBC. Plus, here’s the HD video from YouTube
Randy Quaid Arrested – Cousin Eddie In Trouble
Posted by Steve Kremer in Assorted Nuts, Movies & TV, Strange True News on September 24th, 2009
Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
Maybe Randy Quaid forgot where he was when he skipped out on a hotel bill for over $10,000 in California. The cops caught up with him in Texas. Here’s the story from TMZ. Here are some great quotes from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
Kate Gosselin Custody Joke
Posted by Steve Kremer in Strange True News on September 21st, 2009
After reading a recent story about Whoopi Goldberg slamming Kate Gosselin over a custody dispute I had to re-cycle these two jokes I wrote and posted on Twitter:
Pop culture standoff: Regis asks Kate if she would take Jon Back. Kate asks Regis if he would take Kathie Lee back.
After the divorce is final I can see the new series title: “Jon & Kate Start To Date, Babysitter Show Up At 8:00″.
But with the recent custody dispute I guess it has to be a babysitter that Kate approves of!
