Visiting the local Meijer store this week I observed two interesting signs.  At the end of one aisle in the home section I saw this “Hottie Alert” sign at a red tag clearance price.  Not many “hotties” alerting folks to their presence with a sign I guess so they had to clear ‘em out.

In the grocery section I found aisle number five marked “Water – Wine”.  The sign struck me as biblical.  I could imagine two employees talking: “Maurice, check aisle five, we’ve got a bearded guy in a robe changing water into wine.”