The guy on the left is real criminal Tony Parkinson, the guy on the right is fictional criminal character Ernest T. Bass from the classic Andy Griffith TV show.

When I read this story about real criminal Tony P. assaulting his ex-wife by driving a full size pickup truck on to her car..then throwing a rock at her..I had to think of Ernest T. Bass who showed his love by throwing a brick or rock at his “truueee love!”  Here’s a clip of Ernest T. from YouTube.  Hopefully Tony P. will spend some real time in a real jail nothing like the one in Mayberry.